kempunan POPIA BASAH

salam ramadhan ,
tpinga2 tgok gmba popia basah ?
xprlu korg tganga tgok popia ni . ak thu korg tga pose . plus , dis popia look vry mrvellous kan .
hwaaaa . . .
ingt kn balek ni bole la nk rase popia basah .
nk kua nek moto , moto nyawa2 ikan .
nk kua nek beskal , beskal xbli bli lg .
nk kua jln kaki , tkut kne ngorat .
so , ade spe2 volunteer na blikn popia basah ? i min , blanje !
haha .
korg bkn tgkai jering , hajah+haji bakhil kan .
ak thu korg suke bsedekah .
so , sdekahkn la popia bsh utk ak :D
wee ~
um , xdpt rase popia bsh , tgok gmbr je pun jd la kn (smbil mnghentakkan pale kt tiang uma jiran)
KEMPUNAN wheyyy ,
hny krane motor kaki xbp nk bfungsi .
brake kaki karat .
hny mmpu mnangisi ktidak dapatan POPIA BASAH !

ILY POPIA BASAHHHH !
salam ramadhan .

sauna = RM25 .

salam . bersauna .mnyihatkn badan ? nta la . yg psti , ak pegy ngn ibu . p , sauna ni kcil kcilan je .prlu ke pegy yg mhl2 ? xprlu kan . hahaha . ktorg msuk bdua skli dlm stu box * mmg ade satu box je pon kt c2 . hee ~ bes . dlm uh ad radio . ibu ckp , "mse ni la kte tng kan fkirn dgn bzikir " . yeah . ibu btul . ak pn bgun n crik la punat na matikan lgu yg nta pe yg org tu psg pon ktrg ta taw . p , mmg ta jmpe la switch dye . ktorg thn je la duk c2 .

ibu tny , "aik ? 35 mnit je? bbaloi ke ?bkn salunye sejam ke ?" ak pn rs cm ta puas ati . p , lps da rse duk dlm tu , "ibu , tgn ya da pucat la .nk amek angin kt lua jap bole ? oksigen oksigen ."sumpa , 20 mnt duk dlm tu pn ak wat wat thn . hebatt ak bule thn dlm uh 24 mnt ! sahaja oke . ahahah . korg bule ke ? *smbil wat mke eksen .

shala ; k.nga miss you la syg

peribahasa bguna utk SPM :D

1. Kemana tumpahnya kuah kalau tidak ke bawah
2. Tak lapuk dek hujan, tak lekang macam rambutan
3. Tiada rotan, pelempang berguna juga
4. Biar lambat asalkan tak cepat
5. Biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi
6. Di mana ada gula di situ adalah gula-gula
7. Kalah jadi abu, menang jadi arang, seri jadi abu bakar
8. Carik-carik bulu ayam, lama-lama jadi shuttleco ck
9. Secupak takkan jadi 18 cupak
10. Gajah mati meninggalkan gading, udang harimau mati
meninggalkankulit, manusia mati meninggal dunia
11. Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit, inikan pula makanan di
dalam mulut.
12. Harapkan pagar, pagar tidak boleh diharap
13. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun
14. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi seguni beras
15. Cubit paha kanan, paha kiri tak rasa apa-apa pun
16. Diam-diam ubi berisi, diam-diam orang.... bisu
17. Hidup segan mati di tanam
18. Ikut hati mati, ikut rasa merasa
19. Lembu punya susu cap teko dapat nama
20. Sehari selambar benang lama-lama benang habis
21. Jika kail panjang sejengkal, beli le yang panjang sikit kalau
nak ngail di laut. (beli la pukat tunda lagi baik)
22. Hendak seribu daya, tak hendak tak apa
23. Membujur lalu melintang pukang
24. Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri,
lebih baik hari tak hujan
25. Sebab pul ut santan binasa, sebab mulut habis pulut
26. Kecil-kecil cili padi, kecil lagi biji cili
27. Kalau sudi katakan sudi, kalau tak sudi boleh blah!!

copied from , naz ? haha . wey , awk pny pribahasa sume hot hot la :D

ubatt lagi ? WBC 1.9

salam . bkn na mnx smpati . cume skdr nk mncoretkn memori . memori ke ? or , tragedi ? haha. enta la . mei lepas da demam . rbu mggu lps dmm lagi . ayoo . nk dkt spm ni laaa sibok a demam2 . aish . kecik2 dlu tamaw dmm plak . demam uh pns ke ? nta la . dorg ckp pns . ak pn , ckp la , "ye , mmg pns pon" . pas pns da kebah , pening nek mndadak . xthn hbis . pg2 bgun , air sungai mngalir deras [air mte suda laaa .] x tkontrol oh . then , esoknye(klmarin) pgy kecemasan . ck drh , WBC krg . dpt mc sminggu .

balek kl . dlm bas , ade mamat (muke mcm agk brumor) naek dr sg siput . dorg 3 org stu geng . sume laki , sume duk blkg skli . stu row ngn ak . kre ak sorg jela pmpuan . sebok intrview mcm2 .ingt ak neh nenek ko ke yg ko na tny psl salasilah kluarge . aish . sebok btol . "awk , umo bpe ?" hayya , tny plak . ak form 5 la sengall . "oh , beza sthun je ."WHUTTT ? bwza sthun je ? sumpa ta pecaya . da la ak tga pening . org twe ni wt lwk plak . misai tak bcuko lak uh , geli btul . then , siapp tnjuk kad mtrix mse dye blja kt akademi polis dlu . IC thun 92 la knun2 nye. ps2 , mnx nmbo la tu la . eh pkcik , nk nmbo pgy la crik kt kdai topup . hampeh tul "um , xde hp . ni adek pny ."amek kaw . ak kasi hrga tmahal kt dunia .then , dgn gaye glabahnye dye & dgn gaye mls nk lyn nye ak , dye ksi name kad dye kat ak . gile r mamat ni . gile glabah . nk smpi kl , bru dye knun2 thu yg ak ta bp na sehadd . dye ksi plak cramah free . da lme ak diam , ak smbung "hbis tu , mrokok uh cne plak ? kn ke tak mghrgai ksihatan yg Allah bg ?"pianggg . tkena tmprn mnikam hti & snubari bliau . trus diam ! pdm mke ko.da . mls na cite psl mamat gatal tu .

smalam , pegi spital An-Nur . mle2 na amek drh . tup2 , da tmakan . na wt cne kn . so now , ta thu na amek drh ble . tu la , spe suh ta warn ak awl2 . kn ak da mkn dlu . haha . um , doc amek dara ak skit je . WBC ak 1.9 drpd 4.0/12.0 . sbb uh sng saket . bak kte doc uh r . DOC BIBAH :D dye pny cakap , pehh . . . mcm iklan rdsect . 'xbg pluang !' hahaha . ak nk celah skit je dye truskan bckp lg . mmg xbg pluang kt ak la . xpe la doc . thnx ats cramah pcuma doc tu . sye hmpir sihat tdh tlinge dgr ckp doc .

tu je nk cite . xlrt nk blame . addmath kne wat . saket saket gk , trial nk dekat . kan ckgu hasniza kan , :D salam .

buadd tatapan si mate duitan :D

salam . sprti yg korg tgok kt bwh ni , ak sertakn duet2 yg da mnjdi sejara dlm ngare kte . spe yg ade duit2 mcm yg kt bwh ni , bule laa sumbgkan kat ak . ade untung , ak gk kaye ! haha . btw , ni sume koleksi abah ak [raja balakong :D:D:D] (pndi pndi je) sape yg da plan nk rompak uma ak mlm ni , kol ak siap siap oke , t bule ak preparekn duet2 ni utk korg :D so , klian djemput utk mnatap duit2 yg mgkin korg ta spt na pgg or tgok . .

da puas tgok ? sape nak , ksi alamat . ak pos [pnyepak] kt korg . oke ? haha . salam ,

library KL to KLCC .

salam . hey , it was yesterday ! we [aimi , zura , dayang , zati , syahira , mah] went to library KL . it was my first time being there . aftr we had perform our zohor , we moved to KLCC && yes , it ws also my first time hngging ther wth my few frends .before , we jst planned to discussing at d mosque near to TIMES SQUARE . think bout it bck , oh . no way , thers no tbles& chairs for us to sit on . so , we prefer to be at library . so , lets start our story by rciting basmalah .
BISMILLAHIRAHMANIRRAHIM ,

okie ,
1st place we headed for is , LIBRARY KL . the aim is , to dscussing . maybe , gossip-ing . haha . i dunno . um , im d 1st who arrived ther . 10.30am smthing . i walked from ktm KL to Pasar Tani or knownly as , CM . actlly , it was a bit trouble to be ther ,

"oh my god , wher am i rite nw ? SESAT ke ? ahh . . tidakk ." then , walk walk walk . . . + asking asking asking , "excuse me , may i knoe wher is CM ?" sume cakap , "u jst walk straight n dun belok2 ." ahh , ingt kt c2 ade CM je ke ? helo , thers a lot of big building ok . . ! i cant differ em la . ayyo . im still with my light lips asking to peeps . she is from . . . philipine ? [oh god . i dunno hw to spel it . uhh .] hw cn i asking her . she is nt malaysian . haha . apelaa ak ni . yes , its d time for me to practice my english . she is searching for Pasar Besar ? kt mane tu ? haha . blurr , "sory miss , it is my 1st time here . " UKW ? she guide me for a CM . haha . malunyee . tourist yg guide ! OMG . what happen ? haha :D smpai sane , wiat fr Dayang at LRT sttion . then , we walked 2gther to CM la .

kriuk kriuk . aish , tummy wth rock sounds ! haha . hungriest taw . thnk god , i bought a Nasi Lemak from macikk yg jual kt depan uma tu . [p/s : tips to sve money . bring fo0d && water from ur castle .] Dyg buy a waffle , i tot . mkn senyap2 . tanak plawe la tu :D then , along n angah arrived & trus ddk kt krusi yg tde org tu ! :D malu + segann jugak sbb , mkn nasi lemak je kut . a few minutes [a long time actlly ,] later , zura plak smpai . we walked along d dark street . aha . xlaa . actlly , d boisterousted street . finally , SAMPAI JUGAK !

then , zati kol suro amik dye . amboi , byk cntek mke dye . dtg lmbt na kte jmput plak ? wekk . .we asked her to wait fr shera n mah ! then , we strt our event ! haha . gilee btol . afta zohor , we pack our stuff & work our plan . a journey to KLCC ! haha . tawaf tawaf , pkul 4 balekk . i ran as fast as i can to get into d mini bus . tmbang is paid . find for a place to sit . oh , no place . xkn nak bsila . pusing pusing , thers a place bside pak cik bangla . Ya Allah , brkatilah pendudukan ku ni . I sat with a big spaces btwin us ! haha . seram ak nk dduk dkt ngn dye . then , kasi mkcik dduk kt situ . almklum la , im d youngest kan . so , hormat la org tua . da bgun tu , ade mkcik kasi dduk sbela dye plak .

oh , GAY ke dorg tu ? ive no idea . da la dduk dpn ak . pelok pelok sndar sndar . oh , best bangla c0up of d year kut . yes . tht d best words to dscrib their relationship . hahaha . then , i stand to give a place to makcik yg penat bdiri . tak pasal2 plak driver bus stop . ingt ak nk trun situ ke ? sebbyek la da nk smpi . dgn rse na cover mlu , i get out from d bus && walked home . nt as far as u tink . it jst tke a few mnt to reach d gate ! &&& , "Assalamualaikum , i'm home !"

"kak ngahhhhhhhh !!" kiki screamed out ! haha . apela . mcm org gile . "k.ngah , kiki dcide to stay ovrnite here 4 a few days . k.ngah suke tak kiki tido uma k.nga ?" kiki , d 6 years little boy asking ! haha . tido jela kiki .

an hour later , ibu n abah was ready to go to abah's friend's house . who just passed away on d same day . Al-Fatihah utk Allahyarhamah . so , dats all my story . hve a nce holiday ! salam

HOPE - final sem 1 essay ..

i was sitting for my final examnation[english] on last 21st may . tis is ma essay dat ive wrote for my paper 1 on secti0n b . juz read n leave ur c0mmnt oke ,

Now , I am sitting in Form Five and I need to arrange a g0od schedule for a chapter to f0cus on . I will start my every single day by making a wish and hope . A piece of paper with H-0-P-E letters is on my table and I will read it before the class start . Once I sit on my hard chair , my mind keep thinking on something . The incident that happen in my life keep playing in my mind .

It was a trying period . Things at hope were getting from bad to worse . Dad's alcoh0lism had become worse especially after his retrenchment . Mum was always temperamental as she c0uld not make ends with her meagre income as a factory operator . My grades at sch0ol kept falling .

I dreaded coming home after scho0l . Dad w0uld come home late and sh0ut abuses at mum . After je fell asleep , I would hear Mum's stifled sobs . I c0uld do nothing to ease the situation at home and this realization caused me a great deal of anguish and frustration .

It was at that point Mrs Justin entered my life . A soft-spoken woman in her late forties , sha was my class teacher . An alert woman , she quick to notice the change that had came over me . One day , during recess , I was standing alone in one corner of the canteen when Mrs Justin spotted me . She gestured for me to foll0w her . We headed for the library where she beckoned me to take a seat next to her . I sat with my head bent . ' Helen ' , she called . I lifted my head and lo0ked at her . I saw the warmth , the love and c0mpassi0n in her l0vely eyes . Tears welled up in my eyes and I tried my best to hold them back . However , I could not They started flowing down my cheeks . She held my hand and waited . When I had finished , she asked if I wanted to confide in her and tell her my problem . I told her , She listened intently with patience of a saint . At the end of my story , she gave me a lesson on life and its ups and downs . As I heard her talk , my admiration for this woman grew . My perception changed . Before this meeting , I felt I was nonentity . As the meeting progressed , I felt different . I knew Mrs Justin cared for me .

On the days followed , Mrs Justin made it a point to discuss my work at sch0ol . For the first time in that year , I felt I was worthy of being loved . The end-of-year examination approached . Two weeks after the exam , Mrs Justin announced to the class that I was the top student in the class . As I lo0ked at her , I felt a sudden surge of a happiness . It was the happiest day in my life .

'B0om' ! Christine dr0pped her bottle on mt table . She make me shocked . "Helen , do yo enjoying your day dreaming ? I called you many times but you still kept your eyes on your beloved 'HOPE' paper . "Christine said f0llowed by her biggest laugh ever . I am not making a joke but I am making a hope ! I hope that I can repay back her g0od deeds by the best result in my SPM and the biggest hope is , I want my family back to mirmal ! "God , please let my hope comes true ! " .

total marks : 39/50 .

shala , adif . . . HILANGG ? ? ? ?

ATTENTION: MISSING IN ACTION !

KUALA LUMPUR - 7JUN2010 , Sekumpulan kanak-kanak yg dikenali sebagai Izzal , Zikry , Aqilah , Annis dan Hadif masing-masing berusia antara 3 hingga 10 tahun telah bermain kejar2 dari tingkat tujuh banggunan Pangsapuri Seri Malaysia di sini malam tadi . Saksi aksi kejar mengejar yang hanya ingin sebagai Kak Ngah yakni saya sendiri sedang melepak bersama kawan lama di aras 6 . Saksi berkata , dia telah mrngarah kan budak-budak tu untuk main di tingkat atas . Tapi , tak sangka pulak budak-budak itu terlebih "advance" sehingga mereka naik hingga ke tingkat ke 11 (rasanye .) mungkin , mereka tersalah tafsir kata-kata yg disampaikan oleh saksi tadi .

Saksi kemudian mengikut saksi kedua pergi ke rumah maksu nye untuk meng"ONLINE" myspace sekejap . Beberapa detik kemudian , saksi menerima panggilan daripada abahnya . "Iya , adek-adek ade dgn kamu ke ? ish , balek cepat . adek2 kamu hilang tu ! semua tengah cari diorang !" kata abah saksi kepada saksi itu sendiri . Saksi p0n mngambil keputusan utk balik ke rumah neneknya .Dalam perjalanan pulang , Annis merintih kesedihan sambil berkata , "emak , mane emak annis . emak , nak emak ." . Insiden sedih itu disaksikan oleh keluarga mangsa (saya juge turut serta menyaksikan) serta orang kampung yang menjumpai kanak-kanak tersebut di tingkat berapa pun saye tak tahu .

Orang kampung yang jumpa Annis dan Hadif menceritakan saat-saat mereka pening kepala mencari pintu rumah pemilik kepada kanak-kanak tadi . "Rumah kita tak guna lif ni la . rumah kita gune lif sane !", "Ni bukan rumah kita !", Kata Hadif kepada mak cik-mak cik yang teman diorang mengecam pintu rumah . "Shuu , diam diam , jangan nangis dah !" kata Hadif kepada Annis sambil memegang erat tangan adik sedaranya itu .

p/s : Tragedi ini tidak bermula dari atas dan tidak berakhir disini . sedikit cerita telah dipotong kerana abah korg xbayar pon petikan akhbar ini . :D jadi , jgn marah laa kalau kisah ini dicerita kan dengan tidak "full version" . hehe .

HAPPY 3rd BIRTHDAY SHALA (annis suhaila) !

holiday ? or , bad day ?

assalamualaikum pmbuka selera mmbaca . slamat melahap ayt2 blog ni eh ! haha . dkesempatan ni , i'd like 2 say thnk u for those whu intrsted to be a part my fans [capub prasan2 je . bule kan ,] haha .

kepada calon-calon yg bakal mnduduki kerusi panas pilihan jawapan utk soalan-soalan pra-percubaan naek cuti yg dinanti-nantikan ni , sila perhatikan gmba rajah dibawah dgn pnuh teliti tnpa mlibatkan hawa nafsu yg mendalam ! :D

berdasarkan gmbar rajah ,

aim :

to study d relationship btween holiday(s) n d nmber of b0ok(s) ,

hypothesis :

d longer d holiday(s) , d higher d nmber or b0oks .

inference :

d nmber of b0oks is depend on d holiday (from when until when . ex : 2weeks ,)

variables :

manipulated : holiday hour .

responding : number of b0ok(s) / homework !

fixed : percentage of stressed !

material & apparatus :

student , b0oks , stationary , every single day , calender , planner

procedure :

1. ask teacher or principal for a holiday or , scho0l break .
2. ready ur bag with sch0ol stuff !
3. lending y0ur ears for a talk from ur teachers . all the talk and assgment is recorded by using a pen .
4. mark the calendar and state each of ur single day for your holiday with a homework given . the hw is stated properly & systematicly .
5. do d homewrk + assgnmnt patiently .
6. all of d asngmnt is sent immediately after u reach the staffr0om's d0or on your first day after the holiday !

analysed data:

[no graph paper] number of b0oks is directly proporti0nal or , directly increase to the holidays hour !

conclusion :

d longer t holiday(s) , d higher d nmber of b0oks with h0mew0rks ! the hyp0thesis is accepted .

SEPANG dlm hati

salam && salam .
s0ri 4 nk cntinuing d last part .
aish . ntala . rs cam tde m0od na crite sal mrsm .
smtimes rs cm na back t septech blk oh .
sm0ne+smtwo+smthree tny ,
ape yg ad kt sepang smpi k0 syg sgt2 kt sepang tu ?
ape yg xde kt mrsm smpi k0 rs nk blk sepang blk ?
jwpn utama !
PERSAHABATAN .
kt sepang , klu ak sedih , rmi yg back up ak .
kt mrsm ? lntk k0 laa na sdeh ke xnk .
kt sepang , ak saket . . . rmi 0ffer na wtkn kje utk ak .
kt mrsm ? ape ak kesah k0 saket ke takk .
sepang , bes fren kliling pgg . even bru knl bp bulan . . . tp , kt0rg cm da knl lme . kt0rg srupe fmily aw . lau duk sepang , k0 ckp k0 nk pndh msty d0rg halang . kdg d0rg nk mnitis air mte . p , kt mrsm xcm2 . k0 ckp na pndh , pndh jelaa . hee . sepang kte sme2 gmbira lau ad new-c0mers . sme2 tlg d0rg built a better life kt c2 .
ak msuk mrsm ingtkn bule laa dpt cm2 .
tp ? sdehnye jao bbeza .
mmg xrs r kkuatan psahabt kt c2 .
c0oprate p0n tade kt mrsm . i min , mrsm ak laa .
sjujurnye , LENGG0NG-IANS , korg bkn besfren ak .
k0rg mgkin skdr gutfren . bt u'll nt be better thn that.
i tink .
da la . ak sdeh ni . rs na nanges je tguk gmba2 kt sepang .
ak cmburu d0e .
jeles tguk k0rg hepi kt sane . ak kt sni xdpt j0in k0rg pn . isk2 .
xpelaa . t kte hang0ut rmi2 eh . h0pe k0rg ta lpe ak .
ak rndu k0rg .
ak sygg k0rg .
HANUM , hahaahha . ak rndu k0 laa munyett ku . org ckp kte belangkas ? haha . ye kut . ahh . rndu.rndu.rndu .
GB403 , 4PETAI1 , SEPTECHIANS , u'll always in ma hart . 4eva n eva.
MJSC , sori 4 let u being below thn sepang .
salam ,

hey dear ! IMY . . . !

salam . weyyy , gilee rndu kt k0rg d0e . aish . acane ni . tatawu npe gle lme ak ta update .

1 . duk mktb . so , jrg na 0n9 . scare xlgsg x0n9 laa .

2 . malass . tulang blakang saket kut . aish . apelaa . xckup kalsium ka ? haha .

sumpa rndu gle nk update . rse cm byk gle na st0ry 0h .p , ta thu na stat dr mne . k0rg bace jela ksah hidup ak . bce laa dgn pnuh pghayatan ibarat k0rg bc n0vel yg ibu k0rg bli kan .tu ! aish .

MINGGU AKTIVITI

syok syok . sebab ? ta msuk klas . mmg lyn doe . stu drpd aktvty ,

PAINTBALL ! pehh . bes gilaa wa ckp lu . kt0rg men kt blkg mktb saje . RM 10 stu kpale . kre bbal0i r utk pnglmn seum0 idup . hee ~ ak xkne tmbak p0 . s0 , ta rs lebam lg laa :D sadis2 . ps2 , kt0rg p

LATA KEKABU gk . utk 0rg yg 1st tyme dtg sne mmg bes laa . jln kaki plak . haha . bes2 . ms tu laa ak tntut hp ak kt tchr SYAHIRA . tchr , thnx sbb rmps hp kte ! hahahaa * gelak xikhlas .

SEMINAR . gile busan oh . ape ta ak dapat haha . xdelaa . ak dpt mcm2 . dpt ilmu waa ckp lu . da byk gla phle ak kmpul spnjg duk dlm blik sminar . aish . i min , alhmdllh !

k la weyy . ak nk kemas uma snanye ni . suk2 ak update balekk . hehehe . salam sayang ,

0hh . riang-riang !

salam , oh . 2day is ma scnd at h0me . and , ther'll be 2days m0re and i'll kicked 0ut fr0m this heaven 2be in the best pris0n plus plus laa . actlly , thers a l0t 0f st0ris t0 tell la . bt , i dun hve much tyme t0 tells u ! muahaha . s0ri m0ri sygg . 0ke2 , bcuz u . . i wrte s0me p0ints n i'll elb0rte it later k !

1)riang-riang msuk kaen while i'm praying . 0h ! scared gilee .
2)fafa n tchr rziah r talktalk ab0ut fafa's eyes .
aku ; nape nape ? fafa td0(dlm klas) lg ke?
tchr rziah ; k0 yg tid0 ! hahahaha .
3)balek ngn shahira n farisa . asek tleps tren sbb gilee rmi 0rg 0h ! ak pas lps tren ke 4 . shyra , pas lps tren ke 6 ! haha . nk dkt kul 8 bru kt0rg smpi uma . ayyo .

tu jelaa wt mase ni . n , fr bdk2 yg dpt p0inter 3.7 ke ats tu . thniah dpt p jepun free . [isk2 . frust gileee bhai ! waaaa .]

k , blk cuti pnjg t ak st0ry lbeh2 k . tata , salam !

Mid Valley ,

salam 2010 . yess stelah bbrapa hari ak xupdate bl0g . s0ri mori yg shabat2 sperjuangan ku .

ak xthu nk st0ry ape . s0 , ak st0ry psl mid jelaa eh ,

actlly , ak juz teman kkak ak jmpe kkak agkt dye yg dah bape thun x xjumpe .

msalah yg dia hadapi skrg ialah , dia xde n0mb0 tp0n kkak agkt dye tu . d0rg date kt tenet saje ! ayyo . apela kkak ak nii .

then , kt0rg tggu pny tggu .

xsmpi2 . kt0rg jln2 . tbe2 , ak tpndg s0rg budakk ni , mke cm knl p xkenal p0n . tup2 , pk cik india jln smbil tlk tr0li tgur , "adek2 , jln pndg mane ?" haha . 0ppss . "sory mory uncle !" then , jln lagi smbil b0rak dgn kkak ak , pap ! "cak , cak , cak ! makkk ." termlatah sbb terlanggar satu kkak india yg tgah dduk bkumpulan ngn kwn2 dye ! hayya , lg malu maa ! haha . xpe2 . lpekan insiden tu .then ,

pminat [kwn]dye plak dtg . mesej mesej mesej .

bdk tu ckp na jln same2 .

then , jln laa same2 dgn ak n adek ak + kkak ak laa .

tup tup , nmpk azmi . ps2 , nmpk shah . ak diam + snyum jelaa . xkn ak na tgur dlu kut . xmalu ape ??

ps2 , angh p0n dtg dgn al0ng n idan n aiman [adik si kembar tuu ,]

aiman comel plus plus laa . haha . thun dpn drjh 4 !

waa . kcik kan , haha .

umm , mse ak tga ckp2 dgn angh smbil men s0r0k2 blakang pntu b0wling ,

shah dtg senyum2 . ak ingt dye nak p men b0ling .

ak senyum jelaa . tbe2 dye kuakan hp , dtg dkt ak , bukak mlu n stat ckp !

xlme ps2 , angh tegur , "aimi aimi , xpela . k0 ckp laa dgn dye dlu"

then , ak b0rak la dgn shah si sengal tu :D

borak borak borak . kwn2 dye dtg , "korg knal x ni sape ?"

azmi : "alaa . aimi"

umm , kenal laa tu krenye .

then , kt0rg blah .

ak jln ngn kkak + adek + hziq + kwn2 hziq !

hziq blnje dunkin d0nut ! waa . sdapnye .

mule2 dye na blnje pizza hut . p , ta jd sbb pnuh sgt kdai tuu .

nk balek tuu , ak pndg stret saje laa . tbe2 , shah jerit "aimi , nk balekk dgn k0 !"

ayyo shah . bkin ak malu je . da laa kwn k0 rmi gle kt c2 ! apelaa . xmalu ke ? haha .

mse na bli tket , nmpk ewan . tgur ! whaa . pminat ak tuu ! hahahaha . amek kaw , rm1 tcicir gara2 tkejut dpt jmpe ak ! hahahahahaa :D

balik2 , shah n kwn dye satu tren dgn kt0rg .

tren smpi , pnuh gile . kt0rg nk sumbatt da xmuat . s0 , tggu next tren . xsgke plak buaye tuu same ngn ak !! hahayya ,

dye trun bts . kt0rg trun serdang . k0nklusinye , dye trun dlu laa .

kkak ak mse tu dduk ribakan adek ak . ak n hziq bdiri pgg tiang .

shah turun btw , dye carik ak dr luar .

then , dye lmbai tgn .

ak bls laa . hziq p glkkan kt0rg . kate r0mantik ! ayyo . apelaa hziq nii . k0 badar kan , hahaha :D

SIAPKANN N0TAA SEJARAHHHHH !!!!

salam birrahman filyaumul jamill ,
s0ri 4 d0nt update 4 al0ng l0ng day .
hum ,
alhmdllh Allah mseh bg ak pluang utk trus mengupdate blog nii .
hari ni ,
ak , ibu , adek n amalina p library .
mgkin bkn rzki kami kut .
lib tutup .
then , pegy klinik pulee .
d0c ade satu sajee .
0rg pulakk ramai
nk tggu , xthu ble bule turn
s0 , mgkin bkn rzki kami jugee laa .
tp , kt0rg still bsykur sbb spnjg pjlnn kami slmat tnpa sbrg ksukaran .
mlm td lps mkn ,
ibu n abh suro siapp kn nota sejarah
ayyo . 5 bab tu !
siapkn mlm ni gak !
lau x , xpya pgy lib es0k .
n tapya ikut malina p mid rabu nii .
ak p0n , siapkn juge laa.
n , alhmdllh dlm kul 1.30 am siap sumee .
ble ak stat ?
ak p0n lupe laa.
dlm kul 11 cm2 laa kut
hehe .
2jela .
n nw , ak suda bule pgy lib bsuk utk wat kje yg last mnit bru na wat ! haha
d0akn pjlnn kami selamat yeah !
salam :)

SPM , nur syamira afifah .

assalamualaikum wa bismillah ,

sdia mklum , tggal 9 hari lgg nak skula kan ! haha .
takut2 .
namun , hari xmluntur kn rs kasih buat puteri seISLAM ku ,
nur syamira afifah .
akk , imy laa .
u kn0w whut . . ur totally changed .
im sh0cked already maa , haha . [apedaa .]
&& kadang2 termalu sndiri
sbb , trase mcm . . ak pulakk jd cam k0 dlu ! hee ~
bt , i luv the way uve ch0sed .
congrats syg ,
kte same2 muhasabah utk jd
mutiara plg bkilat ,
bunga plg mekar ,
perfume plg wangi dsisi Allah ek !
doakn ak dpt hidayah Allah yg plg bharga stu hari nnti ek ,
&& d0akn gkz ak bjaye spm 2010 .
m0ge kjayaan ku tdak mlahirkan riak ,
malah mmbuakkan lg rs ikhlas utk mmpersebar ilmu Allah yg sdia luas nii ,

salam wa s0bahal kh0ir ,

korekorek RASIA ?

Do you think you are pregnant?
yeah . i tin so :D

If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
musim haji bule ? musim raye ? okelaa . musim puase laa . :)

You have to get a piercing, what do you get?
ape bende tu ? [xtawu so xpleh pape !]

You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
ntah . xmaw punn .

What are you wearing?
trek suit k0yak dlutut , t-shirt basketball

Do you miss anyone?
mesty r !

When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
um , abah ! lpas slt magrib jemaah ari2 .

Plans for tomorrow?
tdo.makan.tdo.makan.assingmnt ! HAAHAHA :(

Is anything wrong?
ntah .

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
mesty r !

Are your friends taller than you?
ramai . maluu je !

What were you doing this morning at 5:30?
0n9 kejap . tggu subuh !

What were you doing 2 hours ago?
tido balekk slepas tbangun scare mngejut pkul 2.15 td ! [thajjud ? alhmdllh .]

Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
sumone laa . bru ade bedtime st0ry ! apedaa .

How many windows are open on your computer?
skrg due je . akn dtg . . pup . pup . pup ! penuh !

Texted?
xp0n . xde duit laa nk text org .

Was the first person you talked to today male or female?
ibu . female ke male ? haha .

Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
maktokk , abatokk , kiki , shala !

What woke you up this morning?
bgun sendiri maa . tkejut ! sbb , mmpi pelik2 .

Do you know anyone named Matt?
ntah . ade kut .

When was the last time you talked to a sibling?
mlm tadii

Is your hair curly or straight?
bgun tid0 curly . lps sikat , straight r !

Do you wear glasses?
pakai jee .

Are you currently jealous?
kdg2 laa .

What are you doing today?
assngmnt . tv . assngmnt . tv

What jewelery are you currently wearing?
xpkai ape2 pon . xkayew mcm k0rg maa .

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
semestinyee .

Have you ever in any way, been betrayed by someone you trust?
penaa kutt . thnx 4da mem0ries fren !

Are you picky about who you give your number to?
ntah . smtime kut .

What do you prefer: McDonalds or Burger King?
ntah . mcd kut . mc flurry oreo ! oppss .

Would you rather go to Greece or Hawaii?
xnk kut ! xde dwet .

Did you have a good birthday this year ?
nta . same je cm thun2 lps .

question : ENGLISH . jawapan : MELAYU !

*What do you do on your spare time?
mlayari internet saje . xp0n , makan , tido . or , solat [lau da msuk wktu laa ! :D]

*What do you wish you had more time for?
konsi ksah2 yg mnginsafkan dgn kawan2 kut . xp0n , jalan2 . oke jgak tuu .

*Whats your usual clothing style?
baju-T , sluar trek . or , kdg2 baju kurung je suda laa .

*Whats your usual hair style?
original je . lau kua p0n , pki tudung . so , ape kesah ?

*What are you wearing?
pakai ape ? pakai tdung la . ak mane pakai susuk2 nii :D

*Are you single or taken?
diambil .

*If taken, by who?
suami suda laa . wt pe na diambil 0leh k0rg pulakk ? haha . JK . ak , sntiasa milik Allah & ibu bapa . btul ! xtipuu . :p

*Who would you die for?
Allah jelaa . wat pe na bzir mase mati utk 0rg len ?

*Are you a virgin?
msty r ! sntiasa suci oh ! insya-Allah . hee . m0ge hati p0n suci la ek . amiinn .

*What do you think of one night stands?
penat gilee ! pening oh . korg x ke ?

*Whos your best friend?
ramai gileeee ! k0rg nk sape ? k0rg ? bule jugee ! hehe .

*How long have you been friends?
lame gilee . dr kecik2 . ade dari skula agame lg ! plg lame , dr zaman t0k kad0k k0 dlu2 ! hahaha .

*How did you and your best friend meet?
skula agame la ! kn da ckp tadi ! jumpe kt psr mlm p0n ade . pecaya ?

*Do you have any pets?
ade . tikus ! wekk , sibuk2 wat uma dlm almari kt0rg ! haha . dlu ade kucin . nw , da tade . rinduu .

*If yes, how many?
tikus ke kucing ? dlu kucing ade byk . lbeh dr 6 la . tikus ? nta . mls nk kire . xrti duk diam2 la tikus tuu ! cane na kire ? :D

*Do you plan on getting married?
uii . msty r ! sape xnk kan ! lg cpt lg bgus ! hahaha

*Do you plan on having kids?
sgt2 betul la weyy . cane thu ? haha .

*If so, how many?
14 dan ke ats b0le x ? um , oke2 , diskaun plg sikit 6 ! boleh ? larat ke syg ak tuu ?:p

*How old did you wish you were?
plg awal , 22 . plg lmbt 26 . ikut laa bile 0rg msuk minang n ble ditetapkan tarikh kt0rg ! :)

*If you were to be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Mekah !

*Why?
wat haji laa . kan wajib tu !

*Ever gone Camping?
alhmdllh byk kali kutt .

*Have you ever caught a fish and ate it?
um , pena . p , bkn ak tgkp laa . org len tgkp && aku mkn ! hee ~

*Have you ever gone water skiing?
xpenaxpena . takut !

*Have you ever gone water tubing?
tubing tu ape ? nta . xpena k0t .

*Have you ever gone skiing on a mountain?
x ! aku bkn kaye p0n .

*Have you ever gone tubing on a mountain?
haa . lg laa xpena !

*Have you ever gone Snowboarding?
x gak . sbb , ak duk kt M'sia !

*Ever gone to church?
0h , jgn harap ! mgkin satu hri nnti kut ! insya-Allah ak akn tuka gereja tu jd masjid ! sape s0k0ng ?

*Ever gone to a famous water park?
mane ek ? ta thu p0n mane satu yg femes . abah ajk pegi jelaa .

*Ever gone out of State?
slalu . balekk perak jelaa . MAKTAB la knun2 nye . hulu bhaii .

*Ever gone out of the country?
ala . nek kpl trbang p0n xpna lg na pegi . tggu rslt 0ke , smbung la kt lua ngare . nk p ngn family ? tggu duit pnuh satu bank laa .

*When was the last time you left town?
alaa . slalu je ! ni p0n idup kt bndar jugee . busan . xde pape p0n .

*Anything you got planned for this weekend?
ade !

*If so, what?
siapkan assngmnt ! byk gilee d0eee !

*Is this survey curing your bordom?
b0rd0m ? ape tu ? nta la . ak p0n xtawu ape tu . ak org mlayu . phm mlayu je ! haha . s0ri .

*Do you resemble anyone famous?
nta la . ade 0rg cakap muke ak cam SCHA al-yahya . cm jehan miskin p0n ade . k0rg rase ? cam sape ha ?

*Are you related to anyone famous?
ade sgt2 !

*If so, who?
abah aku ! pkerja dye suke puje2 dye . "en.suhaimi , tlung la dtg 0fis . kejap jee . ad masala skit ni !" . ayyo . abh ak kje bhgian lain laa . yg k0rg seb0k pggel d0rg wt kje k0rg tu apsal ? aduyai .

*Do you think your hott?
btulbtulbtul ! hahahaha .

*Do other people think your hott?
nta . capub je kut !

*Do you think your skinny?
ghaa . xmungkin . dulu yela !

*Or do you think your fat?
yeah ! aku la tuu .

*Or just in between fat and skinny?
mungkin jugak la k0tt .

*What year were you born in?
1993

*Ever been on a blind date?
um , pnah kut . nta . lupe laa . wallahualam .

*What do you enjoy doing when your bored?
bising2 . kac0 0rg . dga 0rg nangis . yahoooo .

*What do you do in the summer time?
duk uma je . nk kua ? ibu ta kasi . hehe .

*Do you live in a house?
x ! rumah . . . ! baru btul . hehe .

*Or do you live in a apartment?
xpena ade apartment p0n . teres je dala .

*What do you have on your mind?
spm , kawin , ank2 . ! hahaaha . JK . mati kut ! nta la . sume ade laaa .

*What time is it?
mlm2 bute . 11.33 mlm .

pntun tutup aurat ! bes wok .

assalamualaikum , yeah ! haha . um ,ttibe je kan ? nta la . stress taw . gle byk assgnmnt xsyap . nxt wik da na blek mktb . ayyo ! pnt2 . st0ry arini ?
kul 12 ibu n abh da kua p amek kkak ak kt kem .
s0 , tggl ak , ipan n mbah lanang je kt uma .
ipan , 0ut ~ pegi mane ta .
mbah lanang , tido . tido .

ksimpulannye , ak laa yg kne msk tgah ari . ayoyo .
um , ak msk ape ?
smbal labu && AYAM G0RENG BREMPAH . sdap ? nta la.
abh cakap , "waa , sdp laa iya msk . abh da tmbh byk kali daa ! hbis lcin plak tu sume yg iya msk !"
hee . segan plak ak .
ak senyum je aa . alhmdllh abis . xdelaa mmbzir kan ! hee ~
btw , ak ade pantun bes punye ! bace smpi abis aw ! rjin2 , 4wd laa . && akak [nur syamira afifah] , thnx syg !

pantun 'Menutup Aurat'
Tutup aurat satu tuntutan,
Dalam keluarga wajib tekankan ,
Kalau tak ikut gunalah rotan,
Demi melaksanakan perintah Tuhan.

Aurat ditutup mestilah lengkap,
Tudung litup termasuk serkap,
Mini telekong pun orang cakap,
Elok dipandang tak payahpun ‘make up’.

Sekurang-kurangnya berbaju kurung,
Lebih elok jubah mengurung,
Kaki pula mesti bersarung,
Ditumit kaki syaitan bertarung.

Kalau wanita menutup aurat,
Orang jahat tak berani ngorat,
Bahkan boleh menjadi ubat,
Orang memandang boleh bertaubat.

Pakaian modern memanglah hebat,
Harganya mahal walaupun ketat,
Walaupun cantik tetapi singkat,
Orang memakai pun nampak pusat.

Berseluar ketat bajupun ketat,
Jarangnya pulak boleh dilihat,
Orang yang memakai terus dilaknat,
Oleh Allah, Rasul dan Malaikat.

Apa yang aneh bila dipandang,
Lengan pendek tapi bertudung,
Nampak seperti orang yang kudung,
Mata terpandang kaki tersandung.

Lagilah aneh bila di fikir,
Baju kebaya tudung berukir,
Nampak dada iman terjungkir,
Kain terbelah peha terukir.

Bila ditanya kenapa begitu,
Dia kata fesyennya dah macam tu,
Di dalam hati niat tertentu,
Menggoda jantan sudahlah tentu.

Menutup aurat boleh berfesyen,
Tetapi jangan menunjuk eksyen,
Sesuaikan diri ikut profesyen,
Kalau dilaknat tak guna sesen.

Kalau nak “Make Up” biarlah padan,
Jangan terlebih bila berdandan,
Minyak wangi cuba elakkan,
Bedak dan gincu sekadar keperluan.

Kasut tinggi cuba jauhi,
Kerana ia melahirkan bunyi,
Boleh menarik perhatian lelaki,
Perbuatan ini dibenci Ilahi.

Apatah lagi menghentakkan kaki,
Menarik perhatian orang laki-laki,
Melenggok punggung menggoda hati,
Ustaz melihat pun separuh mati.

Syaitan sangat suka lah hati ,
Buat apa nak tayang jambul,

Kecantikan tak usah ditonjol-tonjol,
Mahkota disimpan tak jadi bisol,
Memakai tudung Islam tersimbol.

Kalau nak ikut nasihat ini,
Jangan bertangguh ubahlah diri,
Benda yang baik tak payah diuji,
Akan terserlah akhlak terpuji.

Kepada semua kawan lelaki,
Jangan tergelak wanita diperli,
Keluarga kita tak terkecuali,
Terutama sekali anak dan bini.

Sudahkah kita tanamkan iman,
Menutup aurat sepanjang badan,
Ke sana sini dilindungi Tuhan,
Keluarga menjadi contoh teladan.

p/s~ pantun seloka ini x da kaitan dengan yang hidup n yang dah mati..cuma,spe yg makan cili, dialh yang akan merasa 'kepedasannya' ~ pantun ni cume untuk mengingatkan diri kembali.m0ga yg hidup dpt mngejar tuntutan Islam yg sbenar && mngejar syurga Allah yg teratas . insya-Allah

CALON SUAMI aku ! beware .

assalamualaikum && slm ukhuwah . m0ga hri ini lbeh baik dr es0k yeah ! hee ~
acam yg djanjikan smalam , ak akn listkan cri2 suami plihan ak .
&& , utk pngetahuan k0rg , ak sgt2 vrewet taw !
yelaa , nak sribu daya . xnk sribu dalih kan ! btul x whai srikandi2 Islam ku ?
bef0re dat , i'de like 2 str0y u b0ut 2day .
humm , nthing special . cume , ptg td tbe2 je ak p trun bwh , amek bku knun2nye na siapkn assngmnt laa . KUNUN2 je ! snanye , na tgkp gmba ngn kje yg byk gile tu ! haha [xikhlas btul . astaghfirullahh .]
tup . tup , abh bwk kmera p mines . haa , kmpunan . s0 , ta jd laa bertgkap gmba .
then , ibu ngn adk ak jguk ak kt branda uma .

ibu , "ipan , caye x iya blaja ? hahahahaha"
ipan, "uish , xcaye . xcaye ! hahaha"
ibu, "iya , blaja lekl0k ye iya ! hahaha"

hampeh punye bu && adek ! ade ke ptut d0rg glkkan ak ? smpinye hati ! haha.
actlly , ak pn xcye yg ak blaja [wat assgmnt !] . hehe :D

0ke2 . nw , we start on listing the character !

1. sentiasa meletakkan Allah yg pertama dlm hidup .
2. solat xpna tinggal
3. pndi mngaji .
4. cares 0f parents n family .
5. pramah + snang ngam ngn family ak ! tmasuk pak cekk mak cekk aku !
6. pndi masak [sbb , ak xpndi sgt msk !]
7. caring && sp0rting !
8. lbeh pndi dari aku .
9. sntiasa menjaga penglihatan
10. c0ol [h0t temper ? n0 way plis .]
11. sntiasa jujur dgn ak .
12. sllu mngingatkan ak [pape yg perlu diingatkan .]
13. memahami.
14. slalu mnasihatkan aku .
15. rjin bagi pengisian yg hebat buat ak [kongsi dakwah .]
16. rokok ? buleh blah ! k0 nk mampus ape ? k0 r0k0k ak ceraikan k0 ! haha
17. pndai bawak diri .
18. hargai stiap ape yg ade ! && , hargai khadiran ak .
19. sntiasa lyn ak cane yg stiap ISTRI ptut dpt .
20. nafkah xpena tggal.
21. ade ruma , kreta && DUIT ! [ibu n abh suro carik ni . sng idup .]
22. pemurah tp xb0r0s.
23. sntiasa tnjk attitude yg baik xkre kt mne2 p0n .
24. sudi mengimamkan s0lat kt0rg se-FAMILY !
25. trima aku seadanya .xkire r ak gmuk cm pti ais 0r bjerawat cam kawah bulan .
26. lmah lmbut && bt0lak ansur dgn sume 0rg !
27. tegas mmpertahankan maruah sbgai s0rang Islam .
28. sntiasa mnjaga batas pgaulan
29. bertanggungjawab + setia .
30. tenang wajahnya , stenang sewaktu dia bcakap & btindak
31. snang dbawak berbincang .
32. lbeh cintakan Akhirat brbanding DUNIA !
33. menjaga tutur katanye . [carut marut r nt all0wed .]
34. sweet , pndi mlayan
35. suke kanak2
36. sentiasa kemas !
37. always respect the 0lder .
38. btul2 syg+ikhlas dgn ak . sumenye krana Allah bkn krane NAFSU !
39. serbaboleh . [cth ; mcm abh aku ! pndi wyring , msk && byk lg .]
40. bsedia utk mngubah ak agr mnjadi lbeh baik dr sbelumnye .

umm , 2jela yg dpt ak listkan wat mse ni . actlly , byk lg . p , tkut pemuda2 hrpn bgsa xmmpu nk bce plak ! hahaha . thnx sbb sudi bace . salam .

bola sepak terLAGHA .

assalamualaikum . bsyukur ke hadrat Allah sbbdpt mengupdate blog stelah skian lmenye ak xupdate sbb td0q uma macekk ak slame sminggu ats sbb berdakwah di mid valley , bertafakkur di uma mak ngah , mak lang n mk tok srta berkuliah bsame kwn2 & sbgai nye .

sdikit kisah masam ibarat bau ktiak korg . . . . . ari2 ak goreng ikan ps2 , mnyak mlumpat . ouch . kene mate pulakk . hee ~ abaikan . 2kisah sampingan jee .

ouh , mmndangkan skrg musim sukan sea . ak nk ucp thniah wat kontingen MALAYSIA sbb da mng bape emas ntah ! [k0rg pkir la sndiri .] yg plg korg excited msty r bola sepak en !

yelaa . 20thun tggu emas dr b0la sepak xlps2 p0n kn . n0w , bru laa lps . actly , ak p0n da lme xlyn b0la . n nw , mseh mls nk lyn b0la lg laa . nta pape je !

yeah GOOOLLLLLL !

1 : m'sia - 0 : vietnam !

ye . mskipun MALAYSIA mng emas . ak ttp rs sdeh .npe ? sbb , siarn dye dbuat ms wktu mghrib . tu , ak xkesa laa . yg ak kesa , pnuntun2nye . astaghfirullah wallahualam . sggup tggl mghrib smate2 na usha b0la sepak .

wahai sahabt2 , ingtlaa . . emas , b0la sume tu , bkn bleh bwk p kub0q . && , kbggaan k0rg ats kmenangan tu p0n . . bkn jd pahala . so , lu pkir laa sndiri ! haha ~ :D

2jela ak na crite . ak thu k0rg na k0rek byk lg crite dr ak kan ? haha . um , ari2 , rslt da smpi uma . ibu robek dulu surat tuu . yeah ! i min , alhmdulillah . dpt r gk 3p0inter even 3.01 je ! hee ~ ak thu laa dk2 mktb len dpt 3.5 ke ats . p , bg bdk cetek akl cm ak ni , bleh thn laa tu ! hehehe . hampeh tul .

ah tu je aaa ak st0ry wt mse nii . suk , ak cdg na update psal husband plak . oke x ? hahaha .